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Stuff White Boys Can't Do
This Article is not mean to be stereotypical or racist. It is meant for a laugh and its all in good fun.
If you are offended please read this and if you are still offended
you need lighten up a bit.
Special Thanks goes out to T. Swann for thinking of this idea.
Let's face it folks. There are certain things white boys just can't do. Sure we try to do it, but
usually it ends in use being made fun of. There are some
exceptions to the rule of course, but its not often. So this article is here to save you some grief.
Number 1: Rap
Now I know rap is pretty cool today, and everyone wants to get in on it. But lets get real, white boys
(with the exception of Eminem) cannot rap. If you will look to the right you will see the perfect example.
I do not know what Mr. Ice was thinking, but I don't think it was logical whatever it was. His appearence
in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II completely ruined the movie. That "Go Ninja Go" junk plagues my nightmares.
His real name is Robert van Winkle, that right there should have told him that the rap profession was not suited
for him. If you name is "van" anything you should be making classical music, not rap.
Number 2: Attempt To Dunk While Playing B-ball
We all wish we could do it. We all dream of running down the
court in a fast break and jumping from the free throw line, doing
a 360 triple backflip windmill dunk. We also dream of winning
the lottery, but it is not going to happen. Just look at Allen
Iverson's reaction to the though of a white boy dunking. They
had to take him out of the game because he laughed so hard that
his side began to hurt and he got severe cramps. Leave the air
walking to the professionals fellas. Stick the three pointers, just
stick to the three pointers.
Number 3: Try to Dance Cool
The Picture should speak for itself. When it comes to dancing we can't
shake a stick to the awesome flow that black fellas got. They flow better
than water. White boys on the other hand, well we flow like a rock. I guess
we were just born with two left feet. When we try to dance it always ends up
in some type of moving around that is supposed to be the moonwalk followed by
some shaking around that most people mistake for a convulsion.
Number 4: Golfing
This sport used to be dominated by old geezers wearing plaid
pants. Not any more. Take a look at Mr. Tiger Woods there.
Not only is he younger, hipper, and a better dresser, but
he can golf better than all those old goons who have golfed
for 50+ years. In this picture is he reminding his fellow golfer,
Joe Whiteboy (I made that name up..), that he is playing golf and not
baseball.
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