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Things that Arent Cool
So you think you are cool? Well this list is here to prove you wrong. If this offends you, well you are not
cool because being cool means never being offended. (Ha I want to see some of you posers try that one out.)
Uncool Thing #1: Giving Shout-outs in the ICQ information box
If you use ICQ you know what I am talking about. For those who don't ICQ is an Instant Messenger (if you didn't know that you are not cool). Well it has this spot where you can tell a little about yourself. Some people like to use
to this box to "Give a Shout Out to thier peeps." Its usually something like this:
my friends are Lauren,Brandi,Kayla E.,Tasha,Kelsey,Breanna,Kacie,Holly,Stevie,Andy and Ryan...if i didnt put you in here tell me and i might¤...................AND BETH AND KYLE
and josh
..LOVE YOU u josh u are hott
whats up yal later
That is real, I pasted that from someone's information box. Even I couldn't think all of that crap up. Thier ICQ number is 202682126 if you want to tell them how dumb they are. (Thats right I pasted thier ICQ number, you should realize
by now "No One is Safe At The Idiocracy" (I think I made up a new slogan right there).)
Uncool Thing #2: Getting Drunk
This is a big one in college and in high school. For those of you who like to
get drunk, you are the biggest losers on Earth. Why would you drink when
you just end up like this:
(Tripod is going to shut me down for posting this)
For all those who get drunk, I will find you, and I will expose you, and you will
be shamed. Just wait and see.
Uncool Thing #3: Frat Boys
This is equally as stupid. How cute, you little drunkards have a club
so you can prance about in your expensive clothing and what not. Newsflash
slick, you aren't cool.
Uncool Thing #4: Naming Your MP3's Wrong
Nothing is gayer than searching for a song by Lets Say Jimmy Eat World and
seeing any of the following:
Search Results for Jimmy Eat World
Jimmy Eats World - Sweetness
Jimmy Ate World - Sweetness
Jimmy 8 World - Sweetness
Jimmie Eats Wurld - Sweet-N-Low
Some Gay Band - bad song (Download this if you like Jimmy Eat World)
Of all the offenses up there, the last one is by far the worst.
If you can't name your song in this formation:
Artist - Title
You should not be allowed to use the internet, period.
When asking my friend what he thought about violaters of rule number 4, he responded with
i wish i could get to some of those people to kick them directly in the balls socket
Uncool Thing #5: Changing because of something you read on the Internet
If you are trying so hard to be cool that you are
taking stuff on the internet seriously and changing your personality, well stop trying so hard and just have fun.
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