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Women Drivers
This article is aimed at the young teenage boy who just turned 16 and is ready to
ride in his pimpin hand me down ride. Now if your first car isn't used or a hand me
down, you are a spoiled brat and deserve to be hit by a woman driver, so close this page.
The number one rule to driving is know your enemy. If you are still unsure who the enemy
is, Im about to tell you.
WOMEN
Every woman on the face of this earth is a terrible driver and there are two types of women
drivers.
1) The type that realize they are bad drivers, and do thier best to drive safely. They stil drive terrible but are
less of a threat than the second group. This is the minority.
2) The Second type, and the majority, gets offended by being called a "Woman Driver." They usually respond with "I am too a good driver, watch this..."
If you are in a car with a woman who says that, jump out of the car! Chance are you will get injured worse if you stay in the car.
Because they are terrible drivers, the second type will usually try to prove to you how good of a driver they are, which just makes things
worse.
Well enough talking about riding with a woman driver, that can be easily prevented. But there will always be
a car on the road that is being piloted by a woman. You can tell if a car is being driven by a woman with these
warning signs:
The windshield wipers are on, but its not raining
The Car is going way too fast
The Car is in the wrong lane
The Car is going backwards
The Car swerves a lot
but the most common warning sign is
The Car is going way too fast in the wrong lane backwards while swerving all over the place with its windshield wipers on.
So you have identified a car that is being driven by a woman, what now?
Well its best to turn around go in the opposite direction of the car. If this is not possible, keep a safe
distance of 5 states between you and the woman driver. If her best friend happens to call her cell
phone to tell her about this unbelievable sale at a shoe store its all over. Something about shoes makes
women insane.
Now you know how to protect yourself against women drivers (sort of).
If you are a male and have an interesting
story about how a woman almost killed you, or tips on how to avoid women drivers, send em in and I will
post them on the site and give you credit.
If you are a woman you can email me too, at least you wont be driving during the time you take to send me the email..... maybe.
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