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Car Fishing
Okay, so you and a buddy are sitting around, its dark outside, and you are very bored. Well let me
tell you about a up and coming sport sure to be in the olympics soon. Car fishing!
Much like normal fishing, the objective is to catch "the big one." How do you catch the big one? Well, also like normal fishing,
you need a rod, and some bait. A standard fishing rod will work. The bait is a little more complicated. You will need
to find a stuffed animal and tie him to the fishing line. Some of the more serious car fishers use real animals. If you do decide to use
live bait the perfect solution would be an oppossum, read my Oppossum Conspiracy to see what I mean. Now you have
all your equipment, next comes the technique.
Throw the bait across the road and wait for a car to come along. When you see a car coming, begin to reel the bait across the road.
Be careful, if the car sees the bait they will slam on the brakes to avoid hitting it. And you don't want that, you want them
to run your bait over. After they run the bait over, more than likely they will stop a few feet down the road and get out to check
on the poor animal.
This is when you go into action. As soon as they get out of the car, you run and get in it!! Close all the doors and make sure they are
locked. Then speed off as fast as you can. Congratulations, you just caught your first car. The larger the vehicle, the better.
(Be sure to avoid the police as this sport isn't exactly legal yet.)
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