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How To Become A Ninja
Most people think becoming a ninja takes years of work, most people are wrong! All you need is a long sleeve shirt. With my simple program you can become Crouching Tiger: Hidden Idiot in no time!
(I forgot where I orginally found out how to do this, I believe penny arcade linked to a site with directions similiar to the ones I have posted below)

Step One

Drape the Shirt over your head so that the sleeves fall down over your shoulders and the bottom of the shirt rests on the top of your head

Step two

Wrap one sleeve around your head and leave it hanging the back. Make sure it goes over the part of the shirt that is hanging over your head.

Step three

Wrap the other sleeve around just like you did with the other sleeve, tie them together in the back.

Step Four

Toss the Sleeves around to your back if they arent already there. Pull the top of the shirt down and tuck it in the sleeves on the sides.
note: You can stop here if you want to be a muslim woman

Step Five

Tuck all the extra fabric that hangs on the bottom under the sleeves as well.


Congratulations, you are now a ninja.