|
|
|
Home > Fun Stuff > How to Talk Cool
How to talk cool
If you are in High School you know how important it is to be cool. In fact it is the most important
thing you will face in your whole life!! Fortunatly I am here to help you. I graduated
from high school, so I know what I am talking about. Here are some cool phrases garunteed to make
you mr. popular within no time!!
note: I was a huge loser in high school mainly cause I actually talked like this (I still do), I am not responsible if you get made fun of because of talking like this.
oh snap: used to indicate surprise
Used in Dialogue:
Your Friend says: I broke my arm!!
You say: Oh Snap!
ho snap: used to indicate great surprise
Used in Dialogue:
Your Friend says: I got shot and my arm fell off!!
You say: Ho Snap!
fatty: used to describe something as cool
Used in Dialogue:
Your Friend says: Did you go skating yesterday?
You say: Yeah I landed a fatty mute grab.
jiveturkey: used to show friendship
Used in Dialogue:
Your Friend says: Whats up man?
You say: Nothing much Jiveturkey.
funkmonkey: used to describe an enemy
Used in Dialogue:
Your Friend says: Man, Jim Bob has been talkin' smack on you!
You say: What! I'll beat that funkmonkey down!
fagmo: used to describe a greater enemy
Used in Dialogue:
Your Friend says: Man, Jim Bob has been talkin' even more smack on you!
You say: What! I'll kill that fagmo!
speaking of penises: used whenver you want, just throw it in
Used in Dialogue:
Your friend says: That movie was the best movie I have ever seen
You say: Speaking of penises, that movie sucked
Im going to get my _______ on: used to state action
Used in Dialogue:
You say: Im going to get my shower on
or
You say: Im going to get my eat on
Drop A Beatdown: to deliver a severe beating
Used in Dialogue:
You say: Yeah, I had to drop a beatdown on Jim Bob
Catch A Beatdown: to be beaten badly
Used in Dialogue:
You say: Jim Bob caught a beatdown
This is just a beginner's list. Practice using these words in your everyday vocabulary and you will
be the coolest thing since sliced bread. Check back because I may add more.
note: when I say "I may add more," I really mean "I will never update this page again"
|
|
|
|
| |
