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You decide that work is for sissys and you are no sissy, so you will not be going to work today. Thinking of how hungry you are, you decide to go to a fast food place and get some food. Before you can go get some grub you have to stop by the bank and get your latest paycheck cashed.

You walk in the bank and wait in line for the nearest bank teller. Then the moron in front of you pulls out a gun and threatens to rob the place. One of the tellers in a frenzy hits the alarm button. Out of the fear the guy turns around to run, as he does, he hands you the gun. Being the moron you are, you hold the gun. As the guy runs out the door you hear gunshots go off. Then police enter the building and demand you drop the gun. Great, now they think you were in on it. You can drop the gun and go with the police, or open fire on the pigs.

What Will You Do?
Open Fire on the Police or Surrender