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At Home Child Care
dnice33178: hello
rhavok02: hey
rhavok02: how are you
dnice33178: I'm good and you?
rhavok02: fine fine
rhavok02: i was browsing the yahoo profiles for parents
rhavok02: see im starting an at home child care program
dnice33178: parents?
rhavok02: and was wondering if you could give me some advice
dnice33178: oh...no I dont' have kids
dnice33178: I can try
rhavok02: oh well do you know anything about kids?
rhavok02: cause I dont
dnice33178: I know plenty about them
dnice33178: lol
rhavok02: alright thanks
dnice33178: they are expensive
rhavok02: so right, im going to have this at home care program for working parents
dnice33178: ok
dnice33178: sounds good
rhavok02: they drop them off at my house and i watch them and make sure they dont get hurt or anything like that
dnice33178: there is a little more to it than that though
rhavok02: like what
dnice33178: they tend to like food
rhavok02: well the little crapfaces better not eat my food
dnice33178: lol....well if you are having a home care service then you kinda need to expect that
rhavok02: it will be a diet at home care service
dnice33178: and in order to have more than three kids I think you have to get liscense
rhavok02: i can forge one of them
dnice33178: and you have to prove that you have a safe home
rhavok02: so that means i have to put up all my guns?
dnice33178: are you sure you want to do this?
rhavok02: yeah
dnice33178: ummm...I think you should try anger management first
rhavok02: i have tons of anger management
rhavok02: anyway
rhavok02: about these children
dnice33178: ok
dnice33178: ok
dnice33178: how many are you thinking about keeping?
rhavok02: i dont really like kids so i was thinking i could make them nap until thier parents come
rhavok02: start out with 7 maybe
dnice33178: are you serious?
rhavok02: well i mean they like to sleep dont they?
dnice33178: what time will they be dropped off?
dnice33178: not usually
rhavok02: whenever there parents go to work, we will close up at 5 pm though
dnice33178: most parents don't get off until 5pm
dnice33178: and for that kind of day care you have to have a liscense
rhavok02: perfect, i could just set them outside at 5 and the parents can get them
rhavok02: like a drive thru kinda
dnice33178: lol....this has got to be a joke
rhavok02: now I gotta lot of big dogs, they are playful guys though, i dont think they will hurt them
rhavok02: no im serious, i have been planning this for a while
rhavok02: me and my wife are going to start it up
dnice33178: roflmao.....you can't set children on the curb
rhavok02: why not
dnice33178: ummm....there has got to be something illegal about this
rhavok02: i was set on the curb when i was growing up
rhavok02: ok so i wont set them on the curb
dnice33178: I'm sorry
dnice33178: and your wife agrees with this?
rhavok02: yeah
dnice33178: what are the age groups
rhavok02: she doesnt live with me though
dnice33178: ok....I don't think that you will get alot of business
rhavok02: 7-10 is what i was thinking
dnice33178: yeah your situation is sounding more and more screwed up by the minute
dnice33178: there is no way you typing this with a straight face
rhavok02: there is plenty of room in my trailor for lotsa kids
rhavok02: ma'am im serious
rhavok02: if you are going to make fun of me i will find someone else to help me
dnice33178: i'm just telling you, that there is no state in America that will allow you to run a day care like that
rhavok02: i dont live in america
rhavok02: well i used to until i got deported
dnice33178: What country do you live in?
rhavok02: mexico
dnice33178: oh....well, in that case you can get away with all this
dnice33178: set them on the curb about 4pm
rhavok02: now lets talk more about the kids
dnice33178: don't feed them
rhavok02: lets say they refuse to take thier naps
rhavok02: what should i do
dnice33178: read them a story
rhavok02: i was thinking of beating them with a stick until they were asleep
dnice33178: play with them
dnice33178: yeah....I don't think you can get away with that in any country
dnice33178: you can't beat children that aren't your own
rhavok02: i can claim self defense
rhavok02: i can say they were trying attack me
dnice33178: I konw....we all want to
dnice33178: but you just can't beat them
rhavok02: well fine
rhavok02: what about time out?
dnice33178: yeah....I don't think that will stand up in any court
rhavok02: if they werent good i can put them in the time out cage with my doberman
dnice33178: no
dnice33178: that means jail time for you
rhavok02: oh
rhavok02: even if they were being bad?
dnice33178: even if they were being bad
rhavok02: man
rhavok02: this is tough
dnice33178: I know
rhavok02: i guess i will have to start a new business
dnice33178: you have to atleast act like you care about the kids
rhavok02: yeah see, thats the problem, i don't
dnice33178: yeah....I think you should try something different
rhavok02: how about an old folks home?
rhavok02: yeah!!!
rhavok02: thats it!!
dnice33178: NO!!!!
rhavok02: you are so smart ma'am, thanks so much for your help
rhavok02: no what?
dnice33178: you shouldn't do that either
rhavok02: it will be easy
rhavok02: i can handle it
dnice33178: no
dnice33178: not if you are talking about putting children in cages
rhavok02: then what do you suggest i do ma'am?
dnice33178: nothing having to do with people
rhavok02: how about an animal daycare/pet shop
dnice33178: nope...nope...and nope
rhavok02: ma'am there has to be something I can do
rhavok02: FEAR THE IDIOCRACY
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