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Home > Abuse > Bear Wrestling
Bear Wrestling
Reginaldo Havok (11:07 PM) :
hey whats up, im kinda bored, you wanna chat?
O MY CHICKEN (11:08 PM) :
busy. Sorry.
Reginaldo Havok (11:09 PM) :
oh well, do you know about bear wrestling?
O MY CHICKEN (11:09 PM) :
no.
Reginaldo Havok (11:10 PM) :
oh man it is so fun, its like a new extreme sport
O MY CHICKEN (11:10 PM) :
cool.
where are you from?
Reginaldo Havok (11:11 PM) :
TN, around the smokey mountians
Reginaldo Havok (11:11 PM) :
man you outta try Bear Wrestling, its so crazy
O MY CHICKEN (11:11 PM) :
I don't know what the hell that is.
so, where is TN?
Reginaldo Havok (11:11 PM) :
I was wrestling this one bear the other night, it was nuts man, those bears are nuts when you piss them off
O MY CHICKEN (11:12 PM) :
bears. better leave them alone
Reginaldo Havok (11:13 PM) :
naw man, its cool, You just wait, Bear Wrestling is going to be Huge
O MY CHICKEN (11:14 PM) :
maybe.
Reginaldo Havok (11:14 PM) :
yeah
Reginaldo Havok (11:14 PM) :
My dad died doing it, he taught me everything I know, Im continuing his legacy
Reginaldo Havok (11:14 PM) :
You want to be my bear wrestling partner?
O MY CHICKEN (11:15 PM) :
not really, I have no interest in it.
Reginaldo Havok (11:15 PM) :
are you sure man, nothing is more fun than getting back to nature and wrestling a bear while you are completely naked
O MY CHICKEN (11:15 PM) :
where are you from again?
Reginaldo Havok (11:16 PM) :
Tennessee, lots of Bears Here, I just move where the bears are
Reginaldo Havok (11:17 PM) :
I need a partner for tag team matches
O MY CHICKEN (11:17 PM) :
you got to go to British Columbia, Canada then, we got lots of Grizzlies up here.
Reginaldo Havok (11:17 PM) :
sweet
O MY CHICKEN (11:17 PM) :
yeah.
Reginaldo Havok (11:17 PM) :
is that where you are from?
O MY CHICKEN (11:17 PM) :
yup
Reginaldo Havok (11:18 PM) :
sweet you can practice until I get up there
Reginaldo Havok (11:18 PM) :
This friday I am in a handicap match against two black bear cubs
O MY CHICKEN (11:18 PM) :
to tell you the truth, I have no idea what bear wrestling is.
Reginaldo Havok (11:18 PM) :
ok well I can explain it
O MY CHICKEN (11:19 PM) :
please
Reginaldo Havok (11:19 PM) :
Its held out in a ring, with a bear, and you piss him off
O MY CHICKEN (11:19 PM) :
yeah, then.
Reginaldo Havok (11:19 PM) :
then you just wrestle them, you try to get them pinned for 3 seconds
Reginaldo Havok (11:19 PM) :
just like real wrestling, except its with bears
Reginaldo Havok (11:19 PM) :
oh yeah and you are naked
O MY CHICKEN (11:20 PM) :
do you wear protective gears and stuff?
Reginaldo Havok (11:20 PM) :
no it could get caught on the bears claws and teeth, its sport of quick reflexes and speed
O MY CHICKEN (11:20 PM) :
too dangerous man. The bear can kill you in no time.
Reginaldo Havok (11:21 PM) :
Yeah my pops got killed by a bear, but he was being sloppy that match
O MY CHICKEN (11:22 PM) :
that's too bad.
Reginaldo Havok (11:22 PM) :
well it comes with the sport man
Reginaldo Havok (11:22 PM) :
so you want to be my partner?
Reginaldo Havok (11:22 PM) :
we will need to practice our moves
Reginaldo Havok (11:22 PM) :
two guys stand a much better chance
O MY CHICKEN (11:23 PM) :
I am not good at it.
I live in Canada, got things to do,
So, I don't think so. I am not the kind of guy you are looking for.
Reginaldo Havok (11:23 PM) :
are you sure
Reginaldo Havok (11:24 PM) :
There is very large cash prizes
Reginaldo Havok (11:24 PM) :
like people bet on if you win the match, or just last, its like 2000 dollars a match
Reginaldo Havok (11:24 PM) :
not too bad for roughing up a bear in your birthday suit
O MY CHICKEN (11:25 PM) :
oh, well, no.
I am not into that kind of stuff.
I am sure you can find a better partner out there.
Reginaldo Havok (11:25 PM) :
its pretty easy, especially if you are hairy, like the bear will think you are another bear and go easy on you
Reginaldo Havok (11:26 PM) :
and you can always kick them in the testicles
O MY CHICKEN (11:26 PM) :
yeah right.
Reginaldo Havok (11:26 PM) :
just like real guys they fall to the ground and cry
Reginaldo Havok (11:26 PM) :
then you can do a naked victory dance
O MY CHICKEN (11:26 PM) :
no man, not my kind of stuff.
Reginaldo Havok (11:26 PM) :
are you sure?
O MY CHICKEN (11:26 PM) :
yeah.
Reginaldo Havok (11:26 PM) :
think about it, one match..... 2000 dollars
Reginaldo Havok (11:27 PM) :
and there are usually 3 matches a week
O MY CHICKEN (11:27 PM) :
I don't want to die young.
Reginaldo Havok (11:27 PM) :
that is 6000 dollars a week, 24,000 a month!! that is like 250,000 a year!
O MY CHICKEN (11:28 PM) :
that's if you win, what if you die?
O MY CHICKEN (11:28 PM) :
I am not the one. you can find some other guy dude.
Reginaldo Havok (11:28 PM) :
well the clowns come running out of you get in trouble
Reginaldo Havok (11:28 PM) :
kind of like a rodeo
O MY CHICKEN (11:29 PM) :
ask your buddies from school or something.
They may be interested.
Reginaldo Havok (11:29 PM) :
are you sure, i mean think of the money! Plus you get to be naked with a bear, and you havent lived until you have been naked with a bear
O MY CHICKEN (11:29 PM) :
no thanks.
Reginaldo Havok (11:29 PM) :
bears sure know how to treat you, if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Reginaldo Havok (11:30 PM) :
hey are you there?
Reginaldo Havok (11:33 PM) :
FEAR THE IDIOCRACY!!
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